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The Treasure Map
March 31, 2013
The Krusty Kruiser has been sailing for days, and The Krusty Krew never encountered any treasure. Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward get tired of this and want to go back home. SpongeBob is optimistic and believes that they can find treasure. While docked on an island, SpongeBob finds a store full of maps. He sees a map that has the location of all the treasures of the world, and how to get them. The map was already bought and was on hold, so he can't buy it. He mentions the map to Mr. Krabs, and he, without the crew's knowledge, goes to the store at nigh and steals the very expensive map. The next morning sailing, Mr. Krabs showed the crew the map. When SpongeBob asked how he got it, Mr. Krabs lied and told him, he out bid the previous owner. They now sail off for the first stash of treasure in the Red Lagoon.
[The Krusty Kruiser has been sailing for days. The Krusty Krew look tired and depressed]
Squidward: This is ridiculous!
Sandy: You said it.
Squidward: We've been on this boat for days and have not yet found one stinking' piece of treasure.
Sandy: Where's that crab? I'm going to give him a piece of my mind.
Squidward: I'll go with you.
[Sandy and Squidward march to Mr. Krabs quarters but SpongeBob jumps in their way]
SpongeBob: Wait! I think, if we just wait a little longer we can find the treasure.
Sandy: Wait a little longer?!
Squidward: We've been waiting for days and haven't found anything.
SpongeBob: [closing his eyes and pointing at Squidward] Now, with that kind of impatience, you'll never find the treasure.
Sandy: SpongeBob, get out of our-
[The ship rumbles]
Squidward: I knew we shouldn't let Patrick sail.
[SpongeBob, Sandy and Squidward go and see what's up]
Squidward: Patrick, what happened?
Patrick: [sleeping, drooling on the wheel]
Sandy: Aw, great! He's asleep!
SpongeBob: [walks up and looks out the ship] Oh, look! We seem to have landed on a marketplace.
Sandy: Good, I'm hungry! [marching off the ship]
[Mr. Krabs comes out of his quarters]
Mr Krab: What the barnacle is going on here?!
SpongeBob: Oh, we've docked on a marketplace.
Mr. Krabs: Docked? More like crashed! Go down there and find someone to fix up ship.
SpongeBob: Yes, Mr Krabs. [SpongeBob walks off the ship looking for repairmen]
Shop Keeper #1: Weaponry! Get your weaponry here!
Shop Keeper #2: Corn dogs! Get your corn dogs here!
Shop Keeper #3: Buried treasure! Get your buried treasure here!
Shop Keeper #4: Treasure maps! Get your treasure maps here!
SpongeBob: [wide eyes] Ooh! Treasure maps! Mr. Krabs would like this. [walks into the shop]
Map Keeper: Hello, there! Can I interest you in anything?
SpongeBob: [looking through maps] Hmm... OOH! [pulls out a map] Can I have this one?
Map Keeper: Let me see that. [takes map and reads it] Oh, this map was already purchased. You can't buy it.
SpongeBob: [head down] Barnacles.
[Bubbles transition to the Krusty Kruiser]
Repairman: [wiping off sweat] Well, it's fixed. That will cost you-
Mr. Krabs: [kicks the repairman into the ocean] Okay, let's go before he comes back up here.
SpongeBob: Oh Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: What is it boy?
SpongeBob: In the market place, I found this treasure map that had the locations of all the treasures in the world and how to get them.
Mr. Krab: You did? [grabs SpongeBob, puts him upside down and shaking him] Where is it?
SpongeBob: I didn't buy it, because it was on hold.
Mr. Krabs: [Drops SpongeBob] Looks like I have to get the map a different way.
[Bubbles transitions Mr. Krabs in a ski mask sneaking into the Map Shop. He takes the map that SpongeBob talked about and goes back to the ship and lifts the anchor]
[The Next Day]
Mr. Krabs: Krew, we now have a map that tells us where the precious booties are.
[Squidward, Sandy, and Patrick cheer]
SpongeBob: But how did you get the map Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I out bidded the last guy.
SpongeBob: Oh, okay.
Mr. Krabs: Now we sail off to Red Lagoon.
[The Krusty Kruiser sails off]
[end of episode]