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|Airdate||February 3, 2013|
|Story by|| Rattus14|
|Title card by||Rattus14|
While browsing an art gallery Squidward falls in love with a complete female version of himself. While dating, Squidward brings Eros/SpongeBob along just in case things go wrong, and when Squidward emphasises on the size of her nose SpongeBob aims for her, missing, then hitting the waitress. They both fall in love instantly but Squidward's ex-girlfriend and Eros must break them up before things get bizarre!