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- [The short begins in Jellyfish Fields, where SpongeBob is jellyfishing]
- SpongeBob: Observe. The purple jellyfish. It is very rare, but today I have found it!
- Purple Jellyfish: No. You don't find a purple jellyfish. The purple jellyfish finds you.
- SpongeBob: [sarcastically] Ooh, scary.
- Purple Jellyfish: You don't know who you're messing with!
- SpongeBob: Hah, what are you gonna do? You're just a jellyfish!
- [the purple jellyfish zaps SpongeBob and flies away]
- SpongeBob: Oh, right.
- [the short ends]