This article is rated G, meaning it is appropriate for all ages.
Mr. Krabs learns life as a hobo from Special Steve.
- Mr. Krabs
- Special Steve
- Patrick Star
- Tweety Bird (cameo)
- Sylvester (cameo)
- Huckleberry Hound (cameo)
- Rough Fish
[Mr. Krabs comes home late one night after work]
Krabs: Ah, another successful day of cheating folks out of their money. (unlocks his front door)
[He steps inside, noticing that his house is gone, only with the front door still there]
Krabs: Me house! What happened! (starts crying)
Plankton: (jumps on the scene) I destroyed it in search of the Krabby Patty formula.
Krabs: (sobbing) All of me possessions! All of me money! Ruined!!!!
Pearl: (stumbles out of a pile of debris) I'm still alive, Daddy. Don't worry.
Krabs: WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, PEARL! MY HOUSE WAS DESTROYED!!!
Pearl: It's MY house too, ya know.
Krabs: Oh! That reminds me! I still have one lest possession I can sell!
Pearl: Wait....don't tell me your gonna sell ME.
[Scene cuts to Pearl tied up on a pirate ship]
Pirate: Argh! This young lady slave costed $500!
Pirate Captain: Argh! She was way too expensive!
First Mate: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
[Scene cuts back to Mr. Krabs holding a bag of money]
Krabs: I sold me last possession, me daughter Pearl. But $500 still isn't enough to get a new house! (starts sobbing)
Plankton: Calm down, Krabs, we'll figure something else. You can stay with me in the Chum Bucket.
Krabs: Noever I'll live in the Krusty Krab!
Plankton: Kinda destroyed that too....
Krabs: Can't you see this is all YOUR fault! Now where do I go?
Plankton: Well, you could become a hobo.
Krabs: Why would I wanna become a hobo?
Plankton: Hobos are awesome! In fact, I know a guy who can help you.
Plankton: Special Steve, come here!
Special Steve: (hops out of a trash can) Ahoy!
Krabs: A human in Bikini Bottom?
Plankton: Yep, he's one of the few.
Special Steve: I can teach you EVERYTHING about life as a hobo!
Krabs: Why do they call you special steve?
Special Steve: (barfs out a unicorn) A mango!!! Mah favorite vegetable!!! (shoves the unicorn up his nostril)
Krabs: Whoa.....you are.......
Special Steve: Special?
Special Steve: Well, let's goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
[Scene cuts to Steve and Krabs in a dark alley]
Special Steve: In the hood, you need to establish dominance by proving you're top dog!
Krabs: I'm watching.
Special Steve: (walks up to a giant rough-looking fish) Hey, you! You think you're so tough!
Rough Fish: (grunt)
Special Steve: Well you're not! You're going DOWN!
Rough Fish: (pounds Steve's face into the ground)
Krabs: You seem to be losing, Steve.
Special Steve: I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
Tweety Bird: Hey! That's MY line! (beats up Steve and the Rough Fish)
Rough Fish: RUN! SAVAGE TWEETY BIRD ON THE LOOSE!!!!!
Sylvester: (in a garbage can) That's what I've been tellin' people for years!
Tweety Bird: Tee-hee. I'm evil.
[Scene cuts to Steve and Krabs in front of a line of trash cans]
Special Steve: Now I'm going to teach you how to eat good in the hood!
Special Steve: (reaches into a garbage can) Let's see what we got here.....oh! A delicious sock! And......a hunk of moldy meatloaf! Score!
Krabs: (gagging) Don't you have anything better?
Special Steve: It's your lucky day, Krabs my friend, cuz I have a.......hound dog! (pulls out Yogi Bear)
Huckleberry Hound: (looks at the audience) It's not nearly as funny when you're the third crossover character in one cartoon.
Special Steve: (chucks Huckleberry behind his shoulder) We still have one more thing to learn!
Krabs: And what's that?
Special Steve: Ridin' the rails!
[Scene cuts to Krabs and Steve standing beside a railroad track]
Speial Steve: All we have to do is wait for the train to pass, and we hop inside of it!
Krabs: What's the point of this?
Special Steve: Cuz that's what hobos do!
Krabs: I don't like being a hobo.
Special Steve: It's a way of life, Krabs. You'll warm up to it eventually. Shhh, the train's coming!
[The train is coming at an alarmingly fast rate]
Krabs: Why's he going so fast?
[The train turns OFF the track, and charges directly at Steve and Krabs]
Special Steve: (running) I've never had a train do this before!!!!!
Krabs: (running) The driver wants to kill us! This is all your fault, Steve!
Special Steve: I'm sorry, Krabs. There's just one more thing you need to learn about being a hobo.
Special Steve: It's....it's....
Krabs: SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Special Steve: It's... (the train runs over both of them)
[The driver is revealed to be Patrick]
Patrick: Tee-hee! I like trains!