G MPAA rating
Rated G - General Audiences

This article is rated G, meaning it is appropriate for all ages.

Patrick The Customer
Series The Krusty Crew Shorts
Season 1
Short 3
Airdate April 12, 2014
Story by DangerZ
Written by DangerZ
Storyboard artist(s) natemamate
Directed by DangerZ
Creative director(s) DangerZ
Supervising producer Rarity7Best
Previous Episode Increasing Prices
Next Episode Toilet Duty

Patrick The Customer is the third short of The Krusty Crew Shorts series. In this short, Patrick goes to buy a Krabby Patty at The Krusty Krab, being dumb as he usually is. This short is one of the 20 shorts of season one. This short is paired with Toilet Duty.


  • SpongeBob
  • Squidward
  • Mr. Krabs
  • Patrick
  • Harold (debut; cameo)


  • The Krusty Krab

Trivia and Errors


  • This is the first time Patrick eats a Krabby Patty.
  • It is unknown how SpongeBob made a Krabby Patty in five seconds.
  • It would probably make sense why Patrick eats a Krabby Patty from his bellybutton because he has an innie bellybutton.


  • When Harold said he wanted to order, he wasn't seen in the next scene.


  • [short starts with Squidward working at the cash register]
  • Patrick: [walks up to Squidward] Umm.. Squidward what are you doing here. [Squidward ignores Patrick] Hey! I am talking towards you. [frowns]
  • Squidward: [sighs] I work here. You need to order something, or else, leave! [twitches]
  • Patrick: I would like... Ummmmmmmmmmmmm..........
  • Harold: [walks behind Patrick] Come on, I'm trying to order!
  • [scene is now in The Krusty Krab kitchen]
  • SpongeBob: [gasps] Oh no, I know that sound from anywhere. A big fight is going to unleash! [runs out of kitchen and goes next to Patrick]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, what's wrong? Trying to order something?
  • Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.
  • [Mr. Krabs gets out of his office]
  • Mr. Krabs: What the barnacles is going on?!?!?
  • Patrick: [grins] I has made my decision. I will has one patty krabby.
  • Mr. Krabs: Ok, that will be $2.99. [in mind] Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
  • Patrick: [sombers] B-but I only have five dollars. [starts to cry]
  • Mr. Krabs: [takes five dollar bill] Ok.. That would work too. [runs to office, laughing]
  • SpongeBob: One Krabby Patty coming up!
  • Titlecard and Narrator: Five seconds later.
  • SpongeBob: One Krabby Patty, here Patrick!
  • Patrick: Mmmmm. I shall eat this. [stuffs in bellybutton] Tasty first krabby.
  • SpongeBob and Squidward: Oookay?
  • [short ends]

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