One, Two, Three, Four is the third episode of The Snails.


  • Most people mistakenly call this episode: One, Two, Three, Four, Five.
  • This is the first episode where the T.V interacts with SpongeBob.
  • When Perch says "Today is Number Day for Abc University" it refers to University Sponge.
  • SpongeBob says "Or we cant do that concert on Saturday" it refers to the upcoming episode Were famous!


(Scene cut's to SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: (Sitting on chair) Gary, we need to release a new song or we cant do that concert on Saturday. Do you have any ideas?

Gary: Meow (Means no)

SpongeBob: Well lets see if the television has any ideas.

Perch: (On T.V) Hi, this is Perch Perkins I have no ideas SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Well, thats great.

Perch: But I do have news. Today is Number Day for Abc University, if you have a room there Happy Number Day!

SpongeBob: Thats it! (Singing) One, Two, add one more thats what you do.

Gary: Meow. (Means: What?)

SpongeBob: Oh, you will get it later.

(Scene cuts to Krusty Krab)

SpongeBob:...and as I went to Abc University we could make a song about counting!

Squidward: Oh, I didn't know we were a pre school band.

SpongeBob: Squidward!!! So we need a piano, a organ, a ukele,

(20 Boring Instremunts Later)

SpongeBob: A guitar, a saxaphone,

(30 Boring Instremunts Later)

SpongeBob: A drum, a saxaphone, did I say saxaphone?

(40 Boring Instremunts Later)

(Screen zooms out to reveal Patrick holding a time card)

Patrick: Can you hurry up? I'm running out of time cards.

SpongeBob: Lets just practise.

(Music Video Plays)

Video Lyrics

I keep on going

Til' one hundred

Cuz' counting's fun.


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!

How far will you count?

To one quadrillion, one trillion, one billion, one million?

How far will you count?


20, 21, 22, 23!

Counting's fun, you and me

Have to agree

You can't deny me

As you can see....

Counting is fun, you just have to agree


It's so fun it shakes you out of the debris


So count...... just count...... count TODAY! YEAH!

After Show

(Video shows the gang dancing to Stadium Rave)

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