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Pilot is the first episode of Nautical Neighbors.
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward prepare for the Annual Fry Cook Games.
A nice Sunday morning, turns into a wacky adventure for SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward.
SpongeBob just wakes up.
He inhales and exhales.
SpongeBob: What a beautiful day!
'Sponge'bob gets off of his bed, brushes his teeth, and heads down into the living room, where Gary is watching TV.
SpongeBob: Hey, Gare-Bare, whatcha' watching?
Johnny Erain: (on TV) Yes! That's right! The Annual Fry Cook Games is today! Don't miss it! There will be plenty of challenges and medal-winners, who will bring home the Gold? and The Sliver, and The Bronze, and... What's after bron- Nevermind! Just be there! Or not!
SpongeBob: Oh my stars and garters! The Fry Cook Games! I better tell Patrick!
SpongeBob hurries to the phone to tell his best friend, Patrick, about the FCG.
SpongeBob: Hello?! Patrick! The Fry Cook Games are today!
Patrick: Today?! Well, why didn't you tell me?!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I just did.
Patrick: Oh, okay, so you competing?
SpongeBob: Yup! I'm gonna win gold just like last year!
Patrick: And I will be right beside you!
SpongeBob: Don't forget Patrick!
Patrick: Hm, when do I forget anything?
SpongeBob: Yeah, okay, Bye Pat.
Patrick: Bye SpongeBob!
They hang up.
The scene is cut to Skodwarde, Er, I mean Squidward is seen putting his brown shirt on, and blowing a few notes into his clarinet.
Squidward: (inhales, exhales) What a Sun-Tastic day! (mutters) Hopefully SpongeBob, won't ruin this day!
Squidward walks down stairs, only to hear some loud grunting, and shouting.
Squidward: H-Hello? Anybody there?!
Squidward quickly jerks his head to the left, and sees nothing but his purple, coral plant.
Squidward: Wait a second, no dobut this is SpongeBob.
Squidward sprints up to his painting, (and clarinet room) and looks out his window, to see SpongeBob doing pushups and lifting 1 pound weights.
Squidward: What is this loon up to now?
Squidward proceeds to shake his head, but is startled by a sudden ring on his shell phone.
Squidward: Oh no, it's SpongeBob.
Squidward presses talk.
SpongeBob: Hi Squidward! I'm competing in the Fry Cook Games!
Squidward: Again? You and Patrick fought to the very end for that stupid competiton.
SpongeBob: Well, we made up in the end.
SpongeBob: So, you coming to the FCG?
Squidward: Hm, let me think about it, NO!
Squidward forcefully slams his tentacle finger on the END button.
Squidward: That SpongeBob is so stupid! How did I become surronded by such loser neighbors?
The scene cuts to the 3 houses and then zips in SpongeBob's house, who is dressed and ready for the Games.
The Scene cuts again to Squidward's house, he gets another phone call.
Squidward: Is that? Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: (on phone) Squidward, you have to come to the Annual Fry Cook Games. It's a tradition that runs in the family, your gonna judge SpongeBob with me!
Mr. Krabs: That's right! So don't be late, or i'll have yer booty! ArArararaara!
Squidward: B-But M-Mr. Krabs, I-I, Y-
Squidward hears Mr. Krabs hang up.
Squidward: I am in a load of barnacles...
Squidward exits his house, and walks over to SpongeBob's all dressed and coachy lookin'
Squidward: (knocks on door) SpongeBob!
SpongeBob opens the door.
Squidward: (sigh) I can't believe I am saying this but... I'm going to train you for the Fry Cook Games, with Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob is shocked, pleasently.
SpongeBob: WHOOOPPEEE! Let's go!
Squidward and SpongeBob march to the Fry Cook Games.
SpongeBob: So, was it your idea to help train me?
Squidward: Uh, Well, Er- Sure, fine, whatever.
SpongeBob: Yipee! You're such a great friend Squidward!
Squidward sighs, and within a few more minutes they arrive at the FCG.
Squidward: Now, listen SpongeBob, we may have to face fierce competiton, so it's important you focus, and pay attention to your training, got it SquareBrain?
SpongeBob: Uh... Yes Sir!
SpongeBob salutes to Squidward, as they enter the door.
Squidward: Oh my.
The camera pans out and we see millions of fish sitting around the main course.
Squidward: Hey, there's Mr. Krabs and Patrick over there.
SpongeBob and Squidward walk over to them.
More, coming soon...