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Battle of the Business Owners
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Series Bracket Battles
Season 1
Episode 1
Airdate August 16, 2014
Written by MrScience12
Creative director(s) MrScience12

Battle of the Business Owners is the pilot episode of the series, Bracket Battles, and the first episode of season one. This match-up features the two capitalists of Bikini Bottom going head-to-antennae. It is Mr. Krabs versus Plankton live from the Codman's Bureau Arena.

Characters

  • Ring announcer
  • Referee
  • Mr. Krabs
  • Plankton
  • Commentator (cameo)

Transcript

  • [episode begins at the Codman's Bureau Arena; boats are filling up the parking lots and loads of fish are entering the arena; bright lights are shining from the roof and in the front; the camera cuts to a ring, where a suited male fish is standing in the center; the arena's seats are filled]
  • Ring announcer: [microphone lowers] Ladies and gentlemen, it's our main event! Tonight, we have the red versus the green. In this corner, [points to Mr. Krabs] we have the inventor of the Krabby Patty, the Red Robber Baron, weighing in at 5000 clam bills...Eugene H. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: [holds up a money flag] I'm gonna win this for money!
  • Ring announcer: [points to Plankton] And standing in the...near opposite corner...
  • Plankton: Huh? [looks at feet; positions slightly to the right]
  • Ring announcer: The inventor of chum, the Less Successful of the Two...
  • Plankton: Hey!
  • Ring announcer: Weighing in at a speck of dust, Sheldon J. Plankton!
  • Plankton: I'll do this for the Chum Bucket! [crowd boos] Then I'll do it so that I can annihilate all of you! [crowd silences]
  • Referee: [enters ring] I want a clean fight, gentlemen. Pick up after yourselves. [rings bell]
  • [Mr. Krabs circles Plankton, as Plankton does Mr. Krabs]
  • Mr. Krabs: You can't win, Plankton. I'll always be head-and-shoulders taller. Also, torso. And legs and feet.
  • Plankton: That may be true, Krabs, [stops circling] so I brought a little something something to take care of that. [takes out remote and presses button; a robotic suit suddenly unfolds from a belt on Plankton's waist; the robot unfolds until Plankton stands a few feet taller than Mr. Krabs] How's the playing field now, Krabs?!
  • Mr. Krabs: [gulps] Not good.
  • [Plankton grabs Mr. Krabs, stretches him, and uses him as a jump rope; he throws Mr. Krabs into the ropes, catches him, and splashes onto him]
  • Plankton: You can't win, Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, can't I? [grabs money from pocket and throws it at Plankton's face]
  • Plankton: [looks away] What the?
  • Mr. Krabs: Taste fists! [jumps at Plankton with two fist held up; the screen flashes and returns with Plankton, sitting with stars around his head] Ha!
  • Plankton: [shakes head] That's it! It's time for the finisher! [grabs Mr. Krabs in a bearhug; the robot jumps into the air and spins wildly; he begins falling toward the mat while spinning]
  • Commentator 1: [revealed behind a table with headset] Plankton, now going for his finishing move: The Formula Stealer!
  • Mr. Krabs: I don't think so! [slips out of bearhug; grabs onto ring announcer's microphone]
  • Plankton: Huh?! [crashes to ground; the robot smashes to pieces]
  • Mr. Krabs: [grabs Plankton] Time for me finisher! [throws Plankton onto rope; runs to opposite ropes; jumps and splashes onto Plankton to the mat]
  • [Plankton is shown on the mat, stars around his head again]
  • Ring announcer: [enters ring; holds up Mr. Krabs's hand] The winner of this match: Mr. Eugene Krabs!
  • [Mr. Krabs begins throwing money into the crowd]
  • Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute, you freeloaders! Give that back!
  • Ring announcer: Mr. Krabs, you have just won your match. What are you going to do now?
  • Mr. Krabs: I'm going to become the "Bracket Battles" Champion!
  • Commentator: Mr. Krabs will now face the winner of our next match, next week at the Municipal Bottom Arena.
  • [episode ends with Mr. Krabs, celebrating his victory]

  Round 1 Round 2 Round 3
                           
   WON   Mr. Krabs  
 LOST   Plankton  
   WON   ???  
   LOST   ???  
 WON   ???
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     WON   ???
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 WON   ???
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